Tunfetfas is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, smart
tortoise.
Tunfetfas created carbon four years ago.
If you believe in
Tunfetfas, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tunfetfas, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Tunfetfas' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Tunfetfas' Holy Commandments1. Always treat whales with great respect.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not shave your legs.