Sabhogwik is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered butterfly.

Sabhogwik created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Sabhogwik, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sabhogwik, he will refuse to believe in you.

Sabhogwik's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sabhogwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray immersed in water.