Negflanbumcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, stupid manatee.

Negflanbumcum created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negflanbumcum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Negflanbumcum, he will send minions to preach to you.

Negflanbumcum's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Negflanbumcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near goats while wearing cyan shoes.

2. Never feed lots of beans to geese while wearing brown scarves.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.