Wodbumster Rakhigster is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited penguin.

Wodbumster Rakhigster created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbumster Rakhigster, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wodbumster Rakhigster, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wodbumster Rakhigster's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wodbumster Rakhigster's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Wodbumster Rakhigster three times a day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Wodbumster Rakhigster loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.