Fligsasgar Sakbassrap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy shrew.

Fligsasgar Sakbassrap created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Fligsasgar Sakbassrap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fligsasgar Sakbassrap, she will remove you from existence.

Fligsasgar Sakbassrap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fligsasgar Sakbassrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Fligsasgar Sakbassrap loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.