Tailtarggud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable turtle.

Tailtarggud created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailtarggud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tailtarggud, she will make you grow a tail.

Tailtarggud's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tailtarggud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat bark.