Sterliphak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic duck.

Sterliphak created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterliphak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterliphak, it will destroy your home planet.

Sterliphak's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sterliphak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed tomatoes to eagles while wearing magenta shoes.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Always pray immersed in water.