Sterliphak is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic
duck.
Sterliphak created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sterliphak, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sterliphak, it will destroy your home planet.
Sterliphak's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Sterliphak's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never feed tomatoes to eagles while wearing magenta shoes.
3. Do not sprint in public.
4. You must never eat melons.
5. Always pray immersed in water.