Vilyokpog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vilyokpog created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilyokpog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vilyokpog, it will come to you in dreams.

Vilyokpog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vilyokpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide if seven snakes approach from the west.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from gray whales for they are unholy.