Capsugcid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless armadillo.

Capsugcid created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capsugcid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capsugcid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Capsugcid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Capsugcid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Capsugcid.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Capsugcid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always obey Capsugcid's priests.

5. Never talk about optics.