Disscebstig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing bat.

Disscebstig created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Disscebstig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Disscebstig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Disscebstig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Disscebstig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Do not keep seven foxes in a large pit.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to goats while wearing turquoise jumpers.