Niblanben is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fussy mink.

Niblanben created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Niblanben, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Niblanben, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Niblanben's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Niblanben's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never feed aubergines to foxes while wearing stockings.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.