Bapbudlan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy fly.

Bapbudlan created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapbudlan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bapbudlan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bapbudlan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bapbudlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not keep three great tits in a large pit.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to porpoises while wearing brown boots.

5. You must love Bapbudlan.