Stigjopjin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, able weasel.

Stigjopjin created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigjopjin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stigjopjin, it will strike you with lightening.

Stigjopjin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Stigjopjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Stigjopjin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.