Jadfarndiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless dryad.

Jadfarndiss created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Jadfarndiss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadfarndiss, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jadfarndiss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jadfarndiss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.