Fitstansas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, wise cat.

Fitstansas created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitstansas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fitstansas, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fitstansas' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fitstansas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Never eat bark.