Quartxinsak is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, calm armadillo.

Quartxinsak created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartxinsak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quartxinsak, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Quartxinsak's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quartxinsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.