Pinpasdog is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic deer.

Pinpasdog created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinpasdog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinpasdog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Pinpasdog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pinpasdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet yellow.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Pinpasdog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.