Riglopcem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient tapir.

Riglopcem created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Riglopcem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Riglopcem, she will not care.

Riglopcem's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Riglopcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never eat green fruit.