Gedcamfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciless hare.

Gedcamfun created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Gedcamfun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gedcamfun, he will remove you from existence.

Gedcamfun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gedcamfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about optics near frogs while wearing brown jumpers.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gedcamfun.

5. Do not listen to music.