Nabsugtit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful mouse.

Nabsugtit created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nabsugtit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nabsugtit, he will turn you into a puffin.

Nabsugtit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nabsugtit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near moths while wearing blue shorts and balancing three silver spheres on your feet.

4. Never laugh near birds.

5. Never wear coats.