Podnarneggundadhun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic dragonfly.

Podnarneggundadhun created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podnarneggundadhun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Podnarneggundadhun, she will not care at all.

Podnarneggundadhun's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Podnarneggundadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Never skip in the presence of tapirs.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.