Bemarndit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless troll.

Bemarndit created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemarndit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bemarndit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bemarndit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bemarndit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.