Rutontfebhanbep is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, caring mouse.

Rutontfebhanbep created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutontfebhanbep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rutontfebhanbep, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rutontfebhanbep's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rutontfebhanbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Always stare at clouds.