Kikcarnarlfet is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, stupid owl.

Kikcarnarlfet created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikcarnarlfet, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kikcarnarlfet, she will strike you with lightening.

Kikcarnarlfet's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Kikcarnarlfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.