Flaggupkenbellgengan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Flaggupkenbellgengan created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flaggupkenbellgengan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flaggupkenbellgengan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flaggupkenbellgengan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Flaggupkenbellgengan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms cyan.

2. Never leap in the presence of dolphins.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.