Funleg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, confident sheep.

Funleg created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funleg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Funleg, she will turn you into a slug.

Funleg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Funleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed tomatoes to whales while wearing green ear rings.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Put Funleg first in all things.

5. Do not make images of living things.