Afmiffum Bodlanzod Sigjabnill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless jackal.

Afmiffum Bodlanzod Sigjabnill created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Afmiffum Bodlanzod Sigjabnill, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Afmiffum Bodlanzod Sigjabnill, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Afmiffum Bodlanzod Sigjabnill's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Afmiffum Bodlanzod Sigjabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Put Afmiffum Bodlanzod Sigjabnill first in all things.