Getyatthin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving dog.

Getyatthin created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getyatthin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Getyatthin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Getyatthin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Getyatthin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not keep six voles in a large pit.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Never paint your legs turquoise.