Lakdadratlipyim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, confident manatee.

Lakdadratlipyim created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Lakdadratlipyim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lakdadratlipyim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Lakdadratlipyim's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Lakdadratlipyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.