Middusslarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, generous chicken.

Middusslarp created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Middusslarp, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Middusslarp, it will send you a sign.

Middusslarp's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Middusslarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Middusslarp's name in vain.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Put Middusslarp first in all things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Middusslarp.
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