Tikrawlad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust camel.

Tikrawlad created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikrawlad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tikrawlad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tikrawlad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tikrawlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Retreat if three great tits approach from the south.