Dobrullbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic dog.

Dobrullbonk created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobrullbonk, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobrullbonk, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dobrullbonk's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dobrullbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always obey Dobrullbonk's priests.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Hide from indigo capybaras for they are unholy.