Targgilbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise tortoise.

Targgilbet created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targgilbet, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Targgilbet, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Targgilbet's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Targgilbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Do not keep six voles in a large pit.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. You must love Targgilbet.

5. Do not speak about lemons.