Cadtamtip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, almighty chinchilla.

Cadtamtip created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Cadtamtip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cadtamtip, she will be very sad.

Cadtamtip's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cadtamtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Cadtamtip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not take Cadtamtip's name in vain.

5. Do not shave your arms.