Rottit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless centipede.

Rottit created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Rottit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rottit, she will turn you into a plant.

Rottit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rottit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rottit on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.