Himqueegnel is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, calm finch.

Himqueegnel created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Himqueegnel, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Himqueegnel, he will ignore you.

Himqueegnel's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Himqueegnel's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ducks approach from the south.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never talk about spacetime near otters while wearing fawn scarves.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Do not stand on grass.