Flisquagcit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, passionate monkey.

Flisquagcit created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisquagcit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flisquagcit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flisquagcit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Flisquagcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near moths while wearing white boots.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.