Nurthogbab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ruthless seal.

Nurthogbab created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurthogbab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurthogbab, it will send you a sign.

Nurthogbab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nurthogbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Put Nurthogbab first in all things.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Respect your elders.