Dimtargfen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy armadillo.

Dimtargfen created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimtargfen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dimtargfen, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dimtargfen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dimtargfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shave your head.