Hatfob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient swan.

Hatfob created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatfob, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatfob, she will turn you into a tree.

Hatfob's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hatfob's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.