Cebmidcim is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, witty bird.

Cebmidcim created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebmidcim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cebmidcim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cebmidcim's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cebmidcim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cebmidcim on top of all buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cebmidcim.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.