Sigcubyakmis is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced tortoise.

Sigcubyakmis created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Sigcubyakmis, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sigcubyakmis, it will ignore you.

Sigcubyakmis' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sigcubyakmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Sigcubyakmis loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.