Hadpidlib is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, staggering mink.

Hadpidlib created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadpidlib, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hadpidlib, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hadpidlib's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hadpidlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Put Hadpidlib first in all things.