Cebbombinman is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tiresome alligator.

Cebbombinman created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebbombinman, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cebbombinman, it will ignore you.

Cebbombinman's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cebbombinman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shave your hands.