Busbonbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-assured dingo.

Busbonbaf created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busbonbaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Busbonbaf, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Busbonbaf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Busbonbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look in ponds.