Fobbogingmabortbondub is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unfair porpoise.

Fobbogingmabortbondub created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbogingmabortbondub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fobbogingmabortbondub, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fobbogingmabortbondub's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fobbogingmabortbondub's Holy Commandments

1. Fobbogingmabortbondub loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.