Riggidwitcum is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omniscient dingo.

Riggidwitcum created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Riggidwitcum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Riggidwitcum, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Riggidwitcum's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Riggidwitcum's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight doves approach from the north.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Do not take Riggidwitcum's name in vain.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.