Dob is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving monkey.

Dob created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dob, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dob, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dob's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing purple corsets and balancing five silver spheres on your feet.