Riplagquafsatbeg Stigflypak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring gnu.

Riplagquafsatbeg Stigflypak created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riplagquafsatbeg Stigflypak, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Riplagquafsatbeg Stigflypak, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Riplagquafsatbeg Stigflypak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Riplagquafsatbeg Stigflypak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never laugh in the presence of dolphins.

3. Riplagquafsatbeg Stigflypak loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect three silver sculptures of Riplagquafsatbeg Stigflypak on top of important buildings.

5. Run away from red bats, for they are unholy.