Stikdimdib is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering zebra.

Stikdimdib created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdimdib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stikdimdib, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stikdimdib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Stikdimdib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near squirrels while wearing violet shorts and balancing six zinc spheres on your chest.

5. Do not take Stikdimdib's name in vain.